This is why dwarves should not sober up.

Adventures went on what can only be described as the oddest of quests. A dwarf, apparently after drinking too much, decided locking himself away to finally sober up was a good idea. Of course, he didn't want to be able to escape so he provided himself lots of traps and creatures to keep him locked up. The adventurers faced many a foe, drank many a brew, and occasionally became many a blob. (If anyone was still a blob at the end the dwarf helped you out and you are no longer a blob)

Alejo started the adventure but fled before things got too strange.
500 gp and 500 exp awarded
Chilithesayanfox fled soon after
1000 gp and 1000 exp awarded
Theander slept late and was only able to join for the strangest of the adventure
1000 gp and 1000 exp awarded

Felix Felicis, Arus, Ervo Zada, and kelvor worked through the entire adventure, released the oddly sober dwarf and are rewarded fully for their assistance.
2000 gp and 2000 exp awarded
(DM award to be determined)
Locked away with the dwarf the adventurers find a small cache of magic items that they can purchase at ½ price

[13 gp] arcane scroll of ray of frost (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of virtue (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of mage armor (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of magic weapon (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of guidance (CL 1)
[6,000 gp] vest of the vengeful tracker [no external clues]
[1,160 gp] +1 leather armor
[150 gp] arcane scroll of fox's cunning (CL 3)
[25 gp] divine scroll of cause fear (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of sleep (CL 1)
[150 gp] divine scroll of animal messenger (CL 3)
[1,100 gp] mithral shirt
[300 gp] potion/oil of fox's cunning (CL 3)
[150 gp] arcane scroll of blur (CL 3)
[25 gp] divine scroll of remove fear (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of hypnotism (CL 1)
[750 gp] wand of divine favor (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of pass without trace (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of shield of faith (CL 1)
[1,300 gp] +1 chainmail
[750 gp] wand of burning hands (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of cure light wounds (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of remove fear (CL 1)
[750 gp] wand of bless (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of magic missile (CL 1)
[750 gp] wand of burning hands (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of protection from good (CL 1)
[25 gp] divine scroll of magic stone (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of arcane mark (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of cause fear (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of sanctuary (CL 1)