We ARE The Land, Fleshling!

Vyse, Intempas, Arya, Niv, and Samson were all contacted by the mighty Captain Pinkbeard to clear out some tree-hugging squatters in his Arrrrrboretum. They went in, picked a fight with the kindly Guardian Trees (and Guardian Mushroom) of the forest, then tracked down the actual squatters and kicked their butts, despite getting bitten by spiders and a hangry, hangry hippo.

Everyone gets 12,480 XP
Everyone gets 10,280 GP
Everyone gets 5 DTD
All heroes receive 4,375 GP from Arya spending a hero point for wealth
Arya is voted PotG and takes the hero point
Arya also captures the Noteworthy Soul of the Bog Nixie Sorceress in a soul gem

DM Reward: Facsimile

Captain Pinkbeard allows the adventurers access to his pirate booty, meaning they can buy the following items for half-off:

[8,312 gp] +2 warhammer [no light or external clues]
[5,000 gp] immovable rod [clue indicates function]
[4,500 gp] wand of pyrotechnics (CL 3)
[24,000 gp] cloak of displacement (minor) [no external clues]
[1,125 gp] divine scroll of blessing of the salamander (CL 9)
[150 gp] arcane scroll of mirror image (CL 3)
[300 gp] potion/oil of slipstream (CL 3)
[4,159 gp] +2 light steel shield
[375 gp] divine scroll of locate object (CL 5)
[50 gp] potion/oil of magic weapon (CL 1)
[1,125 gp] arcane scroll of dominate person (CL 9)
[700 gp] divine scroll of summon nature's ally 4 (CL 7)
[700 gp] divine scroll of inflict critical wounds (CL 7)
[300 gp] potion/oil of bull's strength (CL 3)