So You Want to Be the Very Best?

Zheeze Gutterfoot, Don Guixote, Oskod, Ademre, Aseman, Weiss Schnee, Ademre, and Shell all wanted to be the very best like no one ever was.

The party of seven set out on a mission to clear a trade route that was recently reported to be clogged up with "stone rhinos." To reach the blockage they would have to travel through a forest and over a bridge. At the forest they encountered a group of large humanoid rabbits, and thankfully nobody in the party was a furry. Weiss ended up getting a taste of the unlucky side of a rabbit's foot, and after touching one of the babies the mother would stomp her face right into the ground. Combat managed to be avoided, however the party would discover a group of otherworldly mushrooms that ended up attacking them. After frying those mushrooms up into a delicious stir fry they would progress on. Inside the forest there would be a massive amount of strange worms and yellow cocoons stuck to the trees. Ademre would pick one of these words up for observation, however after beating the worm a few times it would spray a bunch of white stuff all over him. This would attract a few massive bees! The poison these bees were packing was extremely deadly, and Shell would end up dying from the effects. The party of now six barely managed to beat the two bees off, and from there would progress very carefully. The bridge would then be encountered, and a large variety of obviously poisonous animals would be nesting right in the middle of this. Cleverly they would all be scared off with a bunch of flares and flashing lights and no combat would be made. Oskod would end up stealing one of the eggs for later, while the rest of the party moved the nest and remaining eggs off the bridge so that it would not impede future travelers. They would arrive at the blockage after that, the stone rhinos all put to sleep by a large fungus crab similar to the ones they fought earlier. They managed to flambe this one too, but the rhinos all seemed rather unbothered by it. Don Guixiote and his trusty Corgee mount managed to get the help of a local puppy and save the day by hearding the majority of the rhinos away. One would remain however, and this would provide them a bit of trouble. After a lot of discussion and brainstorming, Oskod would manage to scare it off by threateningly smashing the stone path up besides it, showing what would happen if it didn't move.

Shell would have her body dragged back to Dweomerstar. However the party decided not to revive her, and she would subsequently be taken to the graveyard for a burial.

The egg collected by Oskod would be brought to an exotic animal trader and sold for a hefty price.

Zheeze Gutterfoot gained 55 points towards Healing Touch

Ademre spent a hero point for wealth during the game. Ademre, Oskod, Weiss Schnee, and Zheeze Gutterfoot each gain 425 gp.

Ademre has defeated two distinct enemies after making a successful knowledge check against them.

All who were involved gain five downtime days.

All who were involved gain 6,500 exp and 9,000 gp.

DM Reward will be given to Shizuko Kyo.

The following items are available to all players involved at half price.

[50 gp] potion/oil of remove fear (CL 1)

[13 gp] arcane scroll of mending (CL 1)

[25 gp] potion/oil of arcane mark (CL 1)

[2,500 gp] ring of climbing [no external clues]

[1,300 gp] +1 chainmail

[150 gp] divine scroll of arrow of law (CL 3)

[13 gp] arcane scroll of read magic (CL 1)

[150 gp] divine scroll of bull's strength (CL 3)

[150 gp] arcane scroll of summon swarm (CL 3)

[25 gp] divine scroll of remove fear (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of magic missile (CL 1)

[150 gp] arcane scroll of cat's grace (CL 3)

[2,000 gp] deathwatch eyes [no external clues]

[4,000 gp] belt of teeth [no external clues]

[25 gp] arcane scroll of magic aura (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of true strike (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of detect undead (CL 1)

[2,700 gp] necklace of fireballs (type ii) [no external clues]

[25 gp] arcane scroll of mirror strike (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of flare burst (CL 1)

[50 gp] potion/oil of shield of faith (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of vanish (CL 1)

[25 gp] divine scroll of protection from good (CL 1)

[13 gp] arcane scroll of mending (CL 1)

[8,300 gp] +2 sling [sheds light]

[13 gp] arcane scroll of flare (CL 1)

[3,100 gp] +1 repeating hand crossbow [no light or external clues]

[750 gp] wand of mage armor (CL 1)

[25 gp] potion/oil of virtue (CL 1)

[150 gp] divine scroll of sound burst (CL 3)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of floating disk (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of grease (CL 1)

[5,200 gp] vest of escape [no external clues]

[750 gp] wand of mage armor (CL 1)

[150 gp] divine scroll of restoration, lesser (CL 3)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of charm person (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of enlarge person (CL 1)

[300 gp] potion/oil of bullet shield (CL 3)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of disguise self (CL 1)

[300 gp] potion/oil of resist energy, sonic (CL 3)

[50 gp] potion/oil of remove fear (CL 1)

[13 gp] arcane scroll of read magic (CL 1)

[375 gp] divine scroll of wind wall (CL 5)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of endure elements (CL 1)

[25 gp] divine scroll of frostbite (CL 1)

[150 gp] arcane scroll of invisibility (CL 3)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of obscuring mist (CL 1)

[13 gp] divine scroll of virtue (CL 1)

[750 gp] wand of mage armor (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of obscuring mist (CL 1)

[750 gp] wand of charm person (CL 1)

[25 gp] arcane scroll of silent image (CL 1)

[150 gp] arcane scroll of fog cloud (CL 3)

[300 gp] potion/oil of acute senses (CL 3)

[25 gp] potion/oil of virtue (CL 1)

[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)

[50 gp] potion/oil of touch of the sea (CL 1)

[750 gp] wand of confusion, lesser (CL 1)