Are you a bad enough dude to save the president??

Yin/Yang, Ryan, Bobo, and Bob Johnson all received an urgent calling from Tim, the president's #1 employee.  He had apparently been kidnapped!  These heroes rushed to his aid all for the sake of beating stuff up.  They were transported to his last known location, and beat the absolute crud out of some guards in an office, before rescuing the president, and ziplining out of the office from a very anti-climatic explosion!  They then agreed to follow the president's advice and head to a shwarma shop across the street to get some amazing grub, while Bobo and Bob each showed off their massive muscles.  They stumbled in to the kitchen and helped themselves, which enraged the Samurai Delicatessen, who sicked his line cook ninjas upon the group.  Through a matter of diplomacy, sheer strength, and a bit of Ryan's coin, they managed to survive the situation, and even leave with a bucket of shwarma.  They made their way outside, and the president approached the first vessel he could find to ask for (Demand) passage back to dweormerstar.  Bobo decided he was the captain rather than the actual captain, which annoyed the former.  The captain offered for Bobo to be part of his crew, which he accepted, at which the president declared mutiny was afoot, and began to turn in to a were-shark!  The group managed to punch the grating below them, and pin the beast prior to him biting any of them, and convinced him to sail them to dweormerstar.  The captain agreed, and was so awed by Bob Johnson's physical strength that he burst free of his bonds, and showed off his own muscles.  The captain offered to bite the president, who over time decided to agree, since Yin/Yang accepted, and he didn't want to appear weak on the S.S. Misogny.  Ryan spent time with the captain to try and help him atone for his past sins, and made some progress with him. 

Gold changes:  40gp from ryan for the shwarma shop disaster, plus an I.O.U. promising 100 gold additionally to help pay for the damage to the shop. 
11 gold from Bob Johnson for some damn good shwarma.

Yin/Yang gained the lycanthropy template (were-shark), as well as the NPC president.  The others refused or were too busy practicing their jet's and sharks routine.

Most if not all were anti-heros, so no points spent for wealth or anything like that.

Total Experience:  1487 exp for all the party members. 
Total Gold:  900 gold each (100 less for ryan for the I.O.U. if he chooses to pay it.)
5 Downtime days gained for all members.

DM Reward: L. Ron Cruise

Treasure items (50% off the price):
[25 gp] arcane scroll of charm person (CL 1)
[750 gp] wand of magic missile (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of reduce person (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of hold portal (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of expeditious retreat (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of enlarge person (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of alarm (CL 1)
[150 gp] arcane scroll of whispering wind (CL 3)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of shocking grasp (CL 1)
[300 gp] potion/oil of aid (CL 3)
[25 gp] divine scroll of entangle (CL 1)
[13 gp] divine scroll of read magic (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of cure light wounds (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of color spray (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of cure light wounds (CL 1)
[25 gp] divine scroll of inflict light wounds (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of shield of faith (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of vanish (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of resistance (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of virtue (CL 1)