What do you mean... 'It is Dead'?

Vorg, Capt. Kelly, Gar'Duk, and Kruzrak all Earn 22,000xp and 18,000gp (+1,000gp from looting)

"So this time, they come in...flat out MURDER Sammie before he can 'port, squish-squish on his Eight-Legged Friends, then they just wade through the Model 456's. Kick open the door, and Sebastiophstopholisiostopusium is totally waitin' for 'em. BAM. Cuts loose the rest of the 456's, does his Lightnin' Cloud trick...dead. He just Shits his little dusty robe and dies. That silly hippie, looked over the top of his little glasses..and just said, 'Boo, man.' Dead. The Scourge of Griftbergin. The Terror of the Oasis of Ransoon. Un. Believable. Guy must been some kinda Hero. Anyhow, they soon enough kick in *my* little door where I am ::ahem:: having my morning seminar, looking me dead in the eye with all my glory hanging out. Scary as the face of a Kyton. Askin' me 'bout my business, they goin' on about the Professors ImPrisim. And that was *before* lunch..." The man pauses in his dry telling to raise an eyebrow at his companion.
   The little Kobold is doubled over in laughter and he gasps for a heaving breath, "Ulrich..you have the *best* stories!"

All Players Receive 5 DtDs, and may purchase this loot at half price. I believe Vorg Spent a HeroPoint on a ReRoll, and Kruzrak definitely used a HeroPoint to satisfy the DMs curiosity. DM reward to Emanon

Reserved for Captain Kelly
[6,812gp] Boulderhead Mace [clue indicates function]

Reserved for Vorg
[8,000gp] Small Animated Object, +1hd, +2CHA (Kobold Sculpture)

[21,000 gp] wand of darkvision, greater (CL 7)

[300 gp] potion/oil of fox's cunning (CL 3)

[375 gp] divine scroll of plant growth (CL 5)

[375 gp] divine scroll of poison (CL 5)

[11,250 gp] wand of blink (CL 5)

[700 gp] divine scroll of divine power (CL 7)

[700 gp] arcane scroll of scrying (CL 7)

[300 gp] potion/oil of obscure object (CL 3)

[50 gp] potion/oil of cure light wounds (CL 1)

[375 gp] divine scroll of bestow curse (CL 5)

[700 gp] arcane scroll of telekinetic charge (CL 7)

[700 gp] arcane scroll of charm monster (CL 7)

[50 gp] potion/oil of jump (CL 1)
[8,000 gp] ring of forcefangs [clue indicates function]

[700 gp] arcane scroll of enlarge person, mass (CL 7)

[375 gp] divine scroll of summon monster 3 (CL 5)

[300 gp] potion/oil of resist energy, electricity (CL 3)

[50 gp] potion/oil of vanish (CL 1)

[700 gp] arcane scroll of fire shield (CL 7)

[375 gp] arcane scroll of resinous skin (CL 5)

[375 gp] divine scroll of daylight (CL 5)

[300 gp] potion/oil of invisibility (CL 3)
[12,000 gp] boots of speed [no external clues]