The creature in the river

Aku ran a shitrty game with Norben, Teth, Solembum, Abs McAbsface (or whatever zolar's character is these days) and felicity for 4 hours, when he REALLY only wanted it to go 2. A really shitty story was attempted to be told, that more or less copied a recent episode of Doctor who.

For having the fortitude to last 2 hours, Solembum earns 2560 exp and gold
For lasting 3 hours norben earns 3840 exp and gold
For putting up with aku and hist crappy attempt at a story, Teth and Felicty earn 5120 exp and gold
For saving the game for an early cancelation and near certain death of the two remaining players, Abs mcabsface earn 1280 exp and gold

Everyone earns 5dt days

The GM has been cursed with "Bad mood" for an indefinite amount of time

The following can be bought at half price:

[25 gp] potion/oil of light (CL 1)
[300 gp] potion/oil of levitate (CL 3)
[50 gp] potion/oil of protection from good (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of guidance (CL 1)
[150 gp] arcane scroll of detect thoughts (CL 3)
[150 gp] arcane scroll of alter self (CL 3)
[300 gp] potion/oil of acute senses (CL 3)
[50 gp] potion/oil of protection from chaos (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of stabilize (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of sanctuary (CL 1)
[1,000 gp] robe of infinite twine [no external clues]
[50 gp] potion/oil of protection from chaos (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of pass without trace (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of obscuring mist (CL 1)
[750 gp] wand of shield of faith (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of protection from chaos (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of stabilize (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of protection from good (CL 1)
[25 gp] divine scroll of hide from animals (CL 1)
[200 gp] sleeves of many garments [clue indicates function]
[300 gp] potion/oil of disguise other (CL 3)
[25 gp] potion/oil of light (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of shocking grasp (CL 1)
[300 gp] potion/oil of ablative barrier (CL 3)
[25 gp] potion/oil of stabilize (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of arcane mark (CL 1)
[322 gp] masterwork silver dagger [sheds light]
[25 gp] arcane scroll of identify (CL 1)
[150 gp] divine scroll of aspect of the bear (CL 3)
[375 gp] wand of ray of frost (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)
[150 gp] divine scroll of spiritual weapon (CL 3)
[25 gp] potion/oil of virtue (CL 1)
[25 gp] arcane scroll of magic weapon (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of reduce person (CL 1)
[50 gp] potion/oil of protection from evil (CL 1)
[25 gp] potion/oil of purify food and drink (CL 1)
[25 gp] divine scroll of protection from good (CL 1)